yesnotoaster: (Flat Penguin)
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Me: *eats breakfast*
Dad: *eats breakfast*
Dad: You know what? We won't say pooh anymore, we'll say mine.
Me:...
Me: Why?
Dad: Because walking on a mine is not fun.
Me: Oooooooookay...
Dad: So instead of saying 'I'll go pick up the dogs' pooh in the yard', we'll say 'I'll go clean the mine field'.
Me: That's great dad. *wonders what brought up that discussion*

Date: 2005-11-06 06:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] soccernut17.livejournal.com
aha thats hillarious!

Date: 2005-11-06 07:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] merrivere.livejournal.com
You think your dad is weird?

Dad: I have a uterus

Dad: I want to have your baby.

Dad: I am Antonio, the gay dancer!

Dad: Your mom is pregnant.
Mom: No...no I'm not.

Dad: Look at my boobs.

(Merri: Omfg...)

Date: 2005-11-10 04:47 pm (UTC)
ext_21494: (*laughs*)
From: [identity profile] like-cheap-wine.livejournal.com
LOL! You dad wins.

Date: 2005-11-06 11:05 pm (UTC)

Date: 2005-11-10 04:52 pm (UTC)
ext_21494: (Stacey was cold.)
From: [identity profile] like-cheap-wine.livejournal.com
*shakes head*

Date: 2005-11-07 10:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pyrae.livejournal.com
I love that idea. Your dad wins.

Date: 2005-11-10 05:04 pm (UTC)
ext_21494: (Flat Penguin)
From: [identity profile] like-cheap-wine.livejournal.com
I'm sure he'll be glad to know.

Date: 2005-11-10 04:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] morons-r-us.livejournal.com
What the hell was he eating?!

Date: 2005-11-10 05:09 pm (UTC)
ext_21494: (Imagine)
From: [identity profile] like-cheap-wine.livejournal.com
I don't know, toasts? I have no idea where his thought came from.

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