Random Conversation in Joanie's House
Nov. 6th, 2005 09:14 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Me: *eats breakfast*
Dad: *eats breakfast*
Dad: You know what? We won't say pooh anymore, we'll say mine.
Me:...
Me: Why?
Dad: Because walking on a mine is not fun.
Me: Oooooooookay...
Dad: So instead of saying 'I'll go pick up the dogs' pooh in the yard', we'll say 'I'll go clean the mine field'.
Me: That's great dad. *wonders what brought up that discussion*
Dad: *eats breakfast*
Dad: You know what? We won't say pooh anymore, we'll say mine.
Me:...
Me: Why?
Dad: Because walking on a mine is not fun.
Me: Oooooooookay...
Dad: So instead of saying 'I'll go pick up the dogs' pooh in the yard', we'll say 'I'll go clean the mine field'.
Me: That's great dad. *wonders what brought up that discussion*
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Date: 2005-11-06 07:17 pm (UTC)Dad: I have a uterus
Dad: I want to have your baby.
Dad: I am Antonio, the gay dancer!
Dad: Your mom is pregnant.
Mom: No...no I'm not.
Dad: Look at my boobs.
(Merri: Omfg...)
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