Freezer Elf
Dec. 20th, 2007 02:33 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
yesnotoasterI seriously don't know how my brain comes up with these cracky plot...
Last night I dreamed that I was part of some some special people that were hunted down by humans. We had coexisted peacefully for a while, but then the humans found out we weren't like them and got scared. So we (the special people) ran back to our world (which looked a lot like a kid's version of heaven, you know, the Carebear cloud-made one.) I was walking around, bored out of my mind, when some girl grabbed my hand and led me through a door. The Doctor (Ten) was there and said, while looking sheepish, "I know we aren't supposed to continue our work, but I still think they need our help." Then he put some fondue meat in a freezer. That's when I realized what we were. Freezer elves.
Freezer. Elves.
Ever looked into your freezer and found something you didn't remember you had bought? That's because you didn't. WE put it there. 'Cause we're freezer elf, that's what we do. *dies*
Later in my dream, John Sheppard (also an elf) got married to some girl and the military commander (of the freezer elves), who looked a lot like General Hammond, told him that now that he was married, he had to join the army and go to war against the humans. John refused and left FreezerElf world, along with Rodney and me. The rest of the dream was spent on the run and ended when a friend of my sister recognized Rodney on the news and threw a hamburger bun at my head.
Last night I dreamed that I was part of some some special people that were hunted down by humans. We had coexisted peacefully for a while, but then the humans found out we weren't like them and got scared. So we (the special people) ran back to our world (which looked a lot like a kid's version of heaven, you know, the Carebear cloud-made one.) I was walking around, bored out of my mind, when some girl grabbed my hand and led me through a door. The Doctor (Ten) was there and said, while looking sheepish, "I know we aren't supposed to continue our work, but I still think they need our help." Then he put some fondue meat in a freezer. That's when I realized what we were. Freezer elves.
Freezer. Elves.
Ever looked into your freezer and found something you didn't remember you had bought? That's because you didn't. WE put it there. 'Cause we're freezer elf, that's what we do. *dies*
Later in my dream, John Sheppard (also an elf) got married to some girl and the military commander (of the freezer elves), who looked a lot like General Hammond, told him that now that he was married, he had to join the army and go to war against the humans. John refused and left FreezerElf world, along with Rodney and me. The rest of the dream was spent on the run and ended when a friend of my sister recognized Rodney on the news and threw a hamburger bun at my head.
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Date: 2007-12-20 07:47 pm (UTC)John Sheppard (also an elf)
Naturally. *g*