yesnotoaster | Random conversation

Me: Do you want to share a dessert with me?
Sister: Sure, but we take the oreo cake.
Me: I don't know, I think the cookie on top will be soft. I don't want it if it's soft.
Sister: Alright, I'll ask the waiter.
Waiter: Anyone wants coffee or dessert?
Siste: I have a question. On the oreo cake, is the cookie hard or soft.
Waiter: Excuse me?
Me: *giggles*
Sister: The cookie on top of the cake, it it hard or soft.
Waiter: Er, it's soft. You like it hard?
Sister: O.O
Me: ROFL
Waiter: Wow, is it hot in here or what. *fans himself*
Sister: We'll take the triple chocolate one, then.
Waiter: Alright. *points to picture of cake on table* Don't worry, the piece of chocolate on top is hard.
Sister: ^^;;;
Me: *Tries to breathe*
Waiter: *turns to me and puts hand on my shoulder* Are you sure you don't want to ask a question too.
Me: Um, yes, I'm sure.