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The Joanie you've been hearing about for almost two years is a lie. The truth is, I'm really Tom Welling.

You see, two years ago, Michael told me about someone writing a journal as if it were written by me. So we decided to each write a journal as if we were fangirls. I decided to create someone who was the opposite of me, Joanie, an eighteen year old French Canadian girl. Mike, who always go for subtlety (*roll eyes*) decided that his character would be totally crazy about him. His Lj name is [livejournal.com profile] herohunter, by the way.

There's more. [livejournal.com profile] lapetite_kiki and [livejournal.com profile] betrue are not real either. Their names are Penny and Marian, and they are professional photographers. Which means that, yes, Mike and me posed for them. And since we're such great actors, there was no need for photomanipulation, everything you see on the pictures is real. But we're not, you know, together. We're not gay, really. We just enjoy to play together, naked, from time to time. And sometimes we kiss, but it's really just fun and games. No longing feelings. No deep forbidden love. Nope. Not at all. >.>

You might be wondering why I'm telling you all this. Why now, why ever? Well, the truth is, Mike and I have decided to quit Smallville. It was fun and interesting during the first seasons, but right now, the show has gone to Lanavillehell. Unfortunately, AlMiles don't want us to quit, and they have an army of lawyers ready to sue us if we ever decide to do so. So Mike and I don't have a choice, we must disappear. We're planning on leaving tonight, for Australia. Before leaving without a trace, though, I felt like I needed to tell you the truth.

I'm deeply sorry for having lied to you for so long. I hope you can find a place in your heart to forgive me.

Love,
Tom.

P.S. I'm going to delete this journal as soon as we land in Australia. Please, don't repost any part of this post anywhere else. And wish us luck, I think we're going to need it.


Why yes, that's the best I can do. Happy April's Fool day. :D
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