Clex sillyness

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This all started when I was reading Pru's blog and learned that the actor who plays Ryan in HSM also played young Lex Luthor in Reunion. Because my brain likes to make up cracky scenarios based on weird logic, it immediately send ideas of young Lex being fabulous and making fabulous dance choreography at Excelsior. Fortunately, I'm not a writer, so I did not start writing some cracky AU in which a ridiculously flashy high school Lex has to repress his fabulous choreographer side because of his father, become the Lex we see in season one, and then rediscover his true self with the help of a repressed alien farmboy. The insanity stopped there.

But, because there's always a but, herohunter unknowingly gave the kiss of life to this idiotic idea when she pimped the CLEX HAIR MANIP CHALLENGE!. As soon as read about it, images of pink hats and blond hair started bouncing in my head. And that, my friend, is why I blame other people for what you are about to see.






In case you're curious, the play doesn't have anything to do with Superman. Mostly, it's lots of men in thights dancing and singing with coloured lights and glitter. Also, I want to apologize to Tom Welling for giving him horrible hair.

And just because:

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