Help!

Bits of a Clex fic popped into my mind last night and I can't remember what fic it is.

Things I remember:
- Clark is in college.
- Clark likes dolphin because they remind him of Lex.
- There's a scene where Clark and Lex are in Clark's dorm room and there is a miscommunication and Lex thinks Clark is offering pity sex.
- Clark saves a girl at school, takes her to a coffee place so that she can meet Chloe. Chloe introduces herself with something like "Hi, my name is Chloe Sullivan. Don't men sucks?"

I haven't read a Samllville fic in a while, so it's got to be at least three years old.

I feel all nostalgic now. I feel like rereading all my favourite Smallville stories.